10 Things I Want To Say

Ten things I want to say:

1. If you wear pearls and expensive or dangly earrings to the gym, I’m probably judging you just a little bit.

2. I completely understand why some people prefer to text than make phone calls.

3. I’ve attempted to destroy the orange carpet at the church several times (sometimes on accident). If someone doesn’t replace it, I’ll eventually succeed. It’s only a matter of time.

4. I type faster than you do.

5. Dear Post-It Note Creator: Thanks!

6. I’m not planning to have a baby. No, there’s nothing wrong. No, I won’t change my mind.

7. I’m not a fan of the song “Awesome God.”

8. God loves you even if you’re ____________. Maybe even especially because you’re __________.

9. I would rather lose my wallet than my phone

10. When you call me “ma’am” a little part of me dies a sad death.

5 thoughts on “10 Things I Want To Say”

  1. Bwaahahaha- I too die a sad death when I get called Ma'am- and you wouldn't believe the kinds of jewelery people up here work out in.

  2. Darn, I should't wear my pearls to Curves?! πŸ˜€
    I enjoyed your list…it gave me a smile. And BTW, I agree on the orange carpeting!!!!!

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