On the van ride to the church today:
5th Grade Boy (5GB): Have you been saved?
3rd Grade Boy (3GB): Oh, yeah!
5GB: God says right in his book not to lie.
3GB: I’m not lying.
5GB: You’ve been saved?
3GB: Yes. I was drowning and this medical guy saved me.
5GB: That’s not what I mean. I mean do you know Jesus?
3GB: Oh! Jesus! I love Jesus! I just call it something else.