Comedy

Guy Checking Me Out At Walmart*: How do you know when yogurt goes bad?

Me: Oh, well, I usually just look at the date.

Guy: No! It’s a joke!

Me: Oh…ha ha.

Guy: How do they get teflon to stick to the pan?

Me: Oh, another joke!

Guy: Yes! Hey, tomorrow’s Fat Tuesday!

Me: You’re right.

Guy: So that’s means that Wednesday is….

Me: Ash Wednesday.

Guy: Ding ding ding! And that means that Sunday is….

Me:……..the first Sunday of Lent?

Guy: No! Spring forward! Daylight Savings Time!

Me: Oh, yes, I guess that’s true this year.

Guy: As a great Christian Comedian once said, “Who’s saving it and what’s he saving it for?”

Me: Oh…or she…?

Mercy. Isn’t it great how God creates us all sooo unique?

*In this instance, “Guy checking me out at Walmart” refers to a guy who was actually checking me out at Walmart, not checking me out! at Walmart.