Me: So, Jonas, what did you do today? (he spent the day with his mom.)
Jonas: Oh, went to Evansville. I bought your gift. And Daddy’s gift. And Grandma Jane’s gift.
Me: Oh, wow!
Jonas: I got them at St. Vincent Depaul (that’s a thrift/charity shop). I mean, they’re in almost perfect shape. Not cracked or anything. Well, your gift is a little bit cracked, but you can hardly tell! I mean, almost perfect condition!
Me: Wow. That’s awesome!