Me: (reading a church sign) “YOU are on Heaven’s most wanted list.” Wow…what did you do? That sounds pretty serious.
Jason: I think all the letters are embarrassed about these church signs.
Jason: Yes. There’s going to be an alphabet rebellion.
Me: You’re going to help the letters rebel?
Jason: Let my letters go!
Me: Like in the dark of night, you’re going to free all the letters from all the cheesy church signs?
Jason: Grand Theft Alphabet!