The girls were especially funny yesterday.
Becky: Let’s name some places in our community.
Becky: Right, restaurants are a part of our community.
Lily: Only, I hate going there now. They don’t let kids go in the bar.
Sophia: (sarcastically) I wonder why they don’t let CHILDREN in the BAR. Duh, Lily.
Becky: Can you name some of our community leaders?
Becky: Well, I might be a leader in some parts of our community, but I’m talking about more official community leaders.
Lilianna: Oh– the Queen Bee?
Becky: who’s that?
Lilianna: You know, the bee that’s the queen and in charge!
Becky: Okay, well, yes, she’s the leader of the bee community.
Cassy: Garbage men!
Becky: Um…well…say more about that.
Cassy: I just can’t believe that they take your trash and dump your trash cans wherever they want.
This conversation did not get better.
Sophia: Sydney, why do you always wear tight clothes?
Sydney: (blushes. She terribly shy)
Becky: Her clothes aren’t tight. They just fit her. Maybe you like your clothes a little more loose.
Sophia: Hey, I’m a big girl!
Cassy: Yeah, girls like us–we’re pleasantly plump!
Caroline: Ms. Becky, could you explain to me why a church would have a gym.
Becky: Well, they added the gym about 15 years ago so kids would have a place to play.
Caroline: Do they ever use this room (the art room) for church?
Sophia: No, but they use that area in the gym–where I got married (in a pretend wedding a few weeks ago).
Becky: Right, we have our early service there.
Caroline: That’s so cool. Church in the gym.
Cassy: Is it a kids church?
Becky: No, it’s for adults and kids.
Cassy: But I bet the kids have more fun since it’s a gym.