3GB Would Make A Good Presbyterian

On the van ride to the church today:

5th Grade Boy (5GB): Have you been saved?

3rd Grade Boy (3GB): Oh, yeah!

5GB: God says right in his book not to lie.

3GB: I’m not lying.

5GB: You’ve been saved?

3GB: Yes. I was drowning and this medical guy saved me.

5GB: That’s not what I mean. I mean do you know Jesus?

3GB: Oh! Jesus! I love Jesus! I just call it something else.