Addendum to my previous post

October 18, 2009
Dear Miley Cyrus: Please stop partying in my head. I’m tired of your song. I am 31 years old and I look and sound ridiculous when I start humming or singing about hopping off a plane at LAX. I really just need you to stop nodding your head like yeah; and moving your hips like yeah everywhere. Thank you.

(Elle’s iPhone)

Dear girls in my youth group: Thanks for trying to be helpful with my Miley Cyrus problem, but making me listen to the song AGAIN did not help. It was nice of you to try.

One response to Addendum to my previous post

  1. Um… yeah…