Jason: Hey, what the name of that bird on the CoCo Puff’s box that looks like he does crack?
Whitleigh: You mean the Cuckoo bird? He just likes CoCo Puffs. Do you think God was alive when CoCo Puffs were created?
Jason: Are you asking if CoCo Puffs existed before God?
Jason: You mean, like what came first, the CoCo Puffs or God?
Whitleigh: Yes. Hey, maybe God created CoCo Puffs!
Jason: Becky’s probably going to tweet this conversation and make you famous.
Whitleigh: Oh, please, please, please, please, please, Ms. Becky?