Guy Checking Me Out At Walmart*: How do you know when yogurt goes bad?
Me: Oh, well, I usually just look at the date.
Guy: No! It’s a joke!
Me: Oh…ha ha.
Guy: How do they get teflon to stick to the pan?
Me: Oh, another joke!
Guy: Yes! Hey, tomorrow’s Fat Tuesday!
Me: You’re right.
Guy: So that’s means that Wednesday is….
Me: Ash Wednesday.
Guy: Ding ding ding! And that means that Sunday is….
Me:……..the first Sunday of Lent?
Guy: No! Spring forward! Daylight Savings Time!
Me: Oh, yes, I guess that’s true this year.
Guy: As a great Christian Comedian once said, “Who’s saving it and what’s he saving it for?”
Me: Oh…or she…?
Mercy. Isn’t it great how God creates us all sooo unique?
*In this instance, “Guy checking me out at Walmart” refers to a guy who was actually checking me out at Walmart, not checking me out! at Walmart.
