Jason: (gestures to the satellite radio which casts a bright blue glow) Blue.
Jason: Yes. Blue. You’re a smurf. I’m a smurf. I’m Hatty Smurf (pulls at his sock cap)….(does a random hand gesture) Look at me! I’m in the Blue Man Group!
Me: Do you always have to–
Me: “Hatty Smurf?”
Jason: What? He’s new.
Me: He’s nude? That doesn’t make sense.
Jason: No, I said “new.” (Arrested Development narrator voice:) Hatty Smurf was a never nude. He always wore a hat.