(As I’m giving Jason a haircut)
Jonas: Becky, what’s the one question you can never answer?
Me: Oh…ummmm…’How did you die?’
Jonas: NO! It’s ‘are you sleeping!’
Me: Well, yours is less morbid, I guess.
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Jonas: Knock, knock
Me: Who’s there?
Jonas: Seymour
Me: Seymour who?
Jonas: Seymour of me when you open door!
Jonas: Knock, knock
Me: Hold on, I have to concentrate or I’ll accidentally give your dad a mohawk.
Jonas: (muttering) ‘I pity the fool…’
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Jonas: What does the cannibal doctor charge?
Me: I don’t know
Jonas: An arm and a leg!
Jonas: What driver has never passed a driving test?…A SCREWDriver!
Oy. We have a new joke book…
LOL Highly entertaining!